Arete

when someone is telling you a lie but you already know the truth

When I say I’m not going to drink

whatshouldwecallme:

And then someone offers me tequila:

Smiling for a picture

I always think I’m doing this: 

But it always turns out like: 

when i get whitegirlwasted

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M JUST LIKE

WHEN MY FRIEND TRIES TO TELL ME I’VE HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK

howdoiputthisgently:

I JUST SAY: